I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Randomize
