Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
So gin and wine won't be happening again
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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