the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
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