where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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