Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
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