i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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