i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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