Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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