Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
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