She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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