google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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