soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
sex in a hospital.. check
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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