when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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