? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
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