I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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