kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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