The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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