Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
How does it feel to date your dad?
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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