Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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