I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Floor bacon is actually really good
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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