called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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