sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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