That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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