He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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