Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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