omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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