i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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