just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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