Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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