what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
Randomize
