I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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