Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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