you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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