So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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