You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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