you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
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