How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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