Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
