Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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