when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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