Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
It was confusing and full of hummus
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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