More tranny stories later!
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
No more Irish car bombs ever.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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