Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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