i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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