Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Randomize
