i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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