We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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