Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Found your dick twin last night
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
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