Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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