love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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